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An intro-bant. An ethereal place has released a presence, a 'Rantonteur'! Shall they concur?! As felt of a truth, 'Who gives a fuck, here comes the rant!'

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Ranter-Banter

  • Writer: therantonteur
    therantonteur
  • Feb 20
  • 1 min read

Updated: Feb 21

An ethereal place has released a presence,

A 'Rantonteur'!

Shall they concur?!

As felt of a truth

'Who gives a Fuck, here comes the rant'!


Ranter-Banter


Ranter-Banter softens the decanter

A steely eye of wistful sigh

Smoke-filled inhalation preps the notation


Announced with sped annunciation

Readied Banter for a fueled Ranter


Vistful flurry,

Syllables scurry

Eardrums vibrate

Open the gate

As Ranter-Banter seals your fate


A quiver in the ramble

Becomes a shiver in the bramble

Speed of spat

Born of thorns to scorn the wit-lorned surmised attack!


As a livened decanter

Relieved again

Ranter-Banter shall never refrain


Here comes the disdain

Or Pain

Spout it out

Never retract the fact

Ranter-Banter nails it again


A swirl, curled

Mist exhaled

Rehaled

Sinks deep

Ready for a hurried exit

Eardrummer reflected upon clipped venomous phrases

Unleashed

Personalised anxieties breached

Feeling besieged

Ranter-Banters vowels have reached


Eardrummer musters a thought

Through rebirthed clustered,

Vibrated vocal chord whisper

'But why?'


A now weakened decanter lies with a cry

Lightened with fury

A respite denied


With a raised eyebrow gaze

A mottled fog released

Salvated teeth prepare to report

As only Ranter-Banter can escort

'A simple twisted cohort is the only snappy retort'!



The Rantonteur 2022


 
 
 

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